1. It is not sexy to wear low riding jeans when you have back fat. And are over...say, 35. And that's going a little far on the age.
2. Pointy toed shoes are not cute. At all.
3. Getting drunk at a bar and shouting "I'm drunk!" is not sexy.
4. Hitting on someone else's date on Valentine's Day is enough to get a drink thrown in your face. (And I'm serious about that.)
5. If you can dance to Mustang Sally, it's probably time to leave the bar because you are way too drunk.
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